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miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

satansbuttcrack:

throughout my teenage years i have blossomed into a flaming piece of shit.